that's an acceptable place to lick
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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