I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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