I'm drive I can fine osifer
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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