Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
