Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
