I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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