Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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