Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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