is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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