normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
