LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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