Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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