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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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