i used baking grease as lip gloss
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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