It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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