Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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