I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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