She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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