fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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