Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
