Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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