Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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