you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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