best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Do vagina's smell?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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