idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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