Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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