fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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