There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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