We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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