hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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