WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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