I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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