My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
The best revenge is premature balding
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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