Just fell off a train. Bad.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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