some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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