Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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