I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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