i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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