We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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