You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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