i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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