i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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