You're my little dorito
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I love having hate sex.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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