Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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