when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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