Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
