Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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