watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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