What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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