P.S. I can't hear my feet
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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