You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
